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me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower

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v-vangogh:

If bacon is your icon you like men.

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slayfood:

jstforkicks:

I’m a very very shy person yo. I get nervous a lot. It’s not that I lack self confidence or anything like that. It’s hard to explain. An example if I gotta talk to customer service about something, I’ll get nervous & I’ll stumble over my words. Sometimes my voice shakes. If someone I’m meeting…

me too

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When someone is EXTREMELY excited in the morning.

justmecourtney: