friend: Are you crying?
me: No, I'm fangirling. There's a difference.
Anonymous asked: did they take your pix off of tumblrafterhours(.)com ?? search there for tylovesu
Prince: whaaat? speed limit 60.. okay i'll keep it 80 *checks all the signs while driving*
Ray: fuck through the street, we're going through the highway..
Prod: everybody got their seat belts on? is the back door closed? let me go check *comes back* okay, does anyone feel sick? need to use the bathroom? yall are okay? okay.. let's say a prayer..
Roc: *speed limit 80, goes on 140 mph and sings* MOOOVE bitch, get out the way bitch, get out the way *cuts into every lane* *20 mins later, chased by police* THEY SEE ME ROLLIN, THEY HATIN
MB At a Strip Club
Prod: Good lawd, why is she half nekkid?
Prince: Girl shake it *throws money*
Roc: Goddamn ! look at all these coke-shaped bodies man ! I think i see wifey ova there. Hey sweet thang *winks*
Ray: *slapping 100's on a girls' ass*
Prod: I neva knew girls' could move they ass like that, where ya clothes at miss ?
Roc: Aye mami , why dont you come ova here and give daddy a lap dance huh ? *smiles*
Prod: Good lawd imma go sit down and pray....
Prince: Spread them legs gurl !
I'll give MB two years before they start Talking...
SOOOO not FUNNY
official-sweet-swagg: When my best friend of 10 years tells me she doesn’t like me any more, me: Then she say its a joke and she ends up laughing like this: Im just like: Beta be a joke
Musick_isLove: I cannot do the Ass-kissing →
musickislove: I’m sorry but I be noticing alot of ass-kissing around here especially to MB family members/friends lol… Like I’m sorry but I’m not finna suck up to nobody’s family,friends,whoever just to get close to a celebrity. That mess takes too much work anyway! If I speak to one of MB’s family members it’s…
dopest-ethiopian: W/ the bro
so you've all probably seen this picture
deviantdiya: hamburgerjack: babybutta: 4bbie: well, i don’t know the girl in the “don’t support fag marriages” picture, but i did come across this: and i feel really bad that she’s getting so much hate for a simple misunderstanding. i’m not tumblr famous or anything, so this probably won’t go too well, but i’m trying to get the word out because i feel bad for this girl. thanks ...
dopest-ethiopian: Ya’ll Getting Crazy !!
mom: ok u wait in line i forgot to get the milk
me: mom where are you please
me: mom please the line is moving fast
me: mom i cant breathe where r u it's almost my turn
i wish you could unfollow people in real life so...